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		<title>Unfortunately, I am a Passenger Ridin&#8217; Bitch.</title>
		<link>http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/06/29/unfortunately-i-am-a-passenger-ridin-bitch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:03:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My apologies for my extremely long absence since posting my shambles.  I&#8217;ve been going hard trying to find a job. Of course, that is no excuse since I usually spend my days in bed, watching reruns of &#8220;Wife Swap&#8221; on &#8230; <a href="http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/06/29/unfortunately-i-am-a-passenger-ridin-bitch/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11653128&amp;post=127&amp;subd=yeahwhitegirl&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Red Bull &amp; Vodka is the Drink of the Devil</title>
		<link>http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/05/15/red-bull-vodka-is-the-drink-of-the-devil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 02:12:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CAM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s it. I&#8217;m not having red bull and vodka anymore. I&#8217;m done. Whenever I partake in casual (about 7-12) drinks of red bull and vodka, my life implodes and I ultimately end up lost, naked, covered in vomit, peeing my &#8230; <a href="http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/05/15/red-bull-vodka-is-the-drink-of-the-devil/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11653128&amp;post=122&amp;subd=yeahwhitegirl&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ray J Wanted to Play House</title>
		<link>http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/05/04/want-to-play-house/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 May 2010 23:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CAM</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/?p=117</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ray J. Everyone knows him as that little man on VH1 who is always trying to get with the white girls. And let me tell you, in real life, he is the same. While I was working at VH1, Ray &#8230; <a href="http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/05/04/want-to-play-house/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11653128&amp;post=117&amp;subd=yeahwhitegirl&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Train Tugger Tyson</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 21:51:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CAM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, let me just explain my hellish whore of a day I had two Mondays ago. Okay, first off, my day started off screwed when I got into NYC a half hour early? Unnecessary to be there any longer than &#8230; <a href="http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/05/02/train-tugger-tyson/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11653128&amp;post=112&amp;subd=yeahwhitegirl&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>This is a SHAMBLE if I ever did see one&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/04/17/this-is-a-shamble-if-i-ever-did-see-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 16:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CAM</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/?p=109</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is just plain disturbing. I&#8217;m sorry, but there are a whole bunch of solutions for this hot mess of a problem. Baby girl, I can LITERALLY see the whole track. Assess your head before you leave the house. Filed &#8230; <a href="http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/04/17/this-is-a-shamble-if-i-ever-did-see-one/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11653128&amp;post=109&amp;subd=yeahwhitegirl&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ashanti&#8217;s Mom is a Spawn of Satan</title>
		<link>http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/04/06/ashantis-mom-is-a-spawn-of-satan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 00:29:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CAM</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/?p=105</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I had completely forgotten about this until I was retelling the story to one of my coworkers today. Last semester, I had worked for VH1 as a slave&#8230;uh, I mean press intern. No, it really wasn&#8217;t too bad, except for &#8230; <a href="http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/04/06/ashantis-mom-is-a-spawn-of-satan/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11653128&amp;post=105&amp;subd=yeahwhitegirl&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>One Ex-Boyfriend, One Cutty Buddy And One Cyncial White Girl</title>
		<link>http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/04/05/one-ex-boyfriend-one-cutty-buddy-and-one-cyncial-white-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 21:57:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CAM</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/?p=102</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh yes, I thought my life was going to go at least a few days without shambles. And of course, that was entirely wishful thinking on my part. Wednesday night, Breezy came over for the night (PS &#8211; yeah, he&#8217;s &#8230; <a href="http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/04/05/one-ex-boyfriend-one-cutty-buddy-and-one-cyncial-white-girl/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11653128&amp;post=102&amp;subd=yeahwhitegirl&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hi, My Name is Whitney and Imma Steal Your Stuff</title>
		<link>http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/03/30/hi-my-name-is-whitney-and-imma-steal-your-stuff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 23:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to consider this post as a sort of &#8220;request&#8221; if you will. It actually came from the girl who put me in the terrifying position to become a victim of theft&#8230;futon theft&#8230;which I&#8217;m not sure if you know, &#8230; <a href="http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/03/30/hi-my-name-is-whitney-and-imma-steal-your-stuff/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11653128&amp;post=96&amp;subd=yeahwhitegirl&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Uh, my major be Archeology&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/03/29/uh-my-major-be-archeology/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 11:42:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CAM</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/?p=93</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I decided it may be time to shy away from the &#8220;bar shambles&#8221; just so that none of you call Alcoholics Anonymous on me. So, I was hired as a freshman orientation leader during my freshman and sophomore years of &#8230; <a href="http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/03/29/uh-my-major-be-archeology/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11653128&amp;post=93&amp;subd=yeahwhitegirl&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Night I Fell Asleep on a Toilet in London</title>
		<link>http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/03/28/the-night-i-fell-asleep-on-a-toilet-in-london/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Mar 2010 23:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>CAM</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh yeah. I&#8217;m taking it back, but I think this was BY FAR the most shambly night of my life that should have definitely resulted in my death or, at  the very least, a severe injury. So my very last &#8230; <a href="http://yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com/2010/03/28/the-night-i-fell-asleep-on-a-toilet-in-london/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=yeahwhitegirl.wordpress.com&amp;blog=11653128&amp;post=88&amp;subd=yeahwhitegirl&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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